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Friday, March 23, 2007


Dolores Park, San Francisco, 3.23.07


Today was the kind of day that exists for the sole purpose of changing everything. Words only indulge approximations, plagiarizing the experience, threatening to abduct its residence. Tonight, I am an unsentimental believer. I am resucitated. I am in unanimty. I am at home.

Friday, March 02, 2007



This is the trailer for the Showtime transfer of NPR's incomporably brilliant radio program "This American Life". The thought struck me originally as completely impossible and atrocious. But watching this clip has converted me into a believer that this could possibly turn out to be, like, the best thing ever.

And it's THAT GIRL FROM THE WEINER CIRCLE!!!! (Anyone from Chicago will know what I'm talking about.)

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EDIT: Sorry that I haven't actually posted substantial update these days. Things in my life have been all-consuming and in various states of metamorphasis. Trust me. Wait for a later date. There will be plenty to tell.

Friday, January 05, 2007

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"Young alcoholics need the sun."

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Probably around $15-20.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Oriental sore.

4. Favorite planet?
Mars -- planet of fire and fertility.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Forrest, sometime earlier yesterday morning.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
"Black Satin" by Miles Davis.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Grey/red polyester zip-up from the bargain bin at Sears.

8. Do you "label" yourself?
I deconstruct. Labels would make life easier, though. So would Jesus.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
No shoes! No pants either!

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Jenny is always first place.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Actually? Sleeping. I know. Wow.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"Your GMail Code is: 253@$%"

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Somewhere on Factoria Boulevard.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
More like a concessive repair. I mean is used pretty frequently.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Probably my mother.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Bubba, my black pomeranian.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
None, unless you count certain medications.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
I don't take pictures. I rely on theoretical memory.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Twenty.

22. Your worst enemy?
El Duce/The Prince of Panic/Me, Myself and I.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
A Dystopian sex propaganda from second world war.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"I can't believe it's not butter. No, I really can't believe it's not butter."

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
I'd blow through million dollars so fast that Lindsay Lohan would shit herself. Flying would definitely be convinient. I really can't handle sitting in traffic.

26. Do you like someone?
Not at the moment, unfortunately.

27. The last song you listened to?
"Is You Is Or Isn't You My Baby" by Anita O'Day